This is the ultimate flex for the pitmaster who respects the final step. You’ve mastered the heat, now show the world you respect the Rest Period.
This T-shirt features our iconic design: the perfect brisket, LAID TO REST. It looks like a coffin because, during this sacred phase, the meat must technically 'die'—achieving Cryogenic Stabilization—before it can be resurrected as a perfect, juicy slice.
Pulling it too early is the ultimate sin against Structural Integrity. Wearing this shirt is an open challenge to all amateur cooks, signifying that you commit to the 6–8 hours of High-Performance Downtime required to achieve peak Moisture Equilibrium.
Stop confusing effort with results. This is for the elite who understand that patience is the highest form of speed. Wear the COFFIN. Get the Resurrection. Full Send Tenderness.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This is the ultimate flex for the pitmaster who respects the final step. You’ve mastered the heat, now show the world you respect the Rest Period.
This T-shirt features our iconic design: the perfect brisket, LAID TO REST. It looks like a coffin because, during this sacred phase, the meat must technically 'die'—achieving Cryogenic Stabilization—before it can be resurrected as a perfect, juicy slice.
Pulling it too early is the ultimate sin against Structural Integrity. Wearing this shirt is an open challenge to all amateur cooks, signifying that you commit to the 6–8 hours of High-Performance Downtime required to achieve peak Moisture Equilibrium.
Stop confusing effort with results. This is for the elite who understand that patience is the highest form of speed. Wear the COFFIN. Get the Resurrection. Full Send Tenderness.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |