Stop everything. When you’re dealing with 18 pounds of beef, you don’t just need technical skill—you need Divine Intervention.
This T-shirt is the most powerful statement garment in the entire Low N Slow catalog. It’s a Sacred Uniform designed for the high-altitude, faith-based execution of true barbecue, broadcasting your devotion to peak tenderness.
Featuring the Virgin Mary, offering her intercession over a celestial cloud of perfect briskets and botanicals, this is the Ultimate Amulet against flare-ups, stall-outs, and the ultimate sin: dry flat.
When you wear this, you acknowledge that reaching peak Moisture Equilibrium is a miracle requiring both technical knowledge and unwavering faith in the wrap. You are not just cooking; you are performing a Ritual of Thermal Purity—and you're letting everyone know it.
This is the only shirt certified to show you're serious about the smoke and serious about the sauce. Just try not to get too much grease on the Virgin Mary.
Wear the Faith. Fear the Stall. Get the Blessings. Full Smoke Send.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Stop everything. When you’re dealing with 18 pounds of beef, you don’t just need technical skill—you need Divine Intervention.
This T-shirt is the most powerful statement garment in the entire Low N Slow catalog. It’s a Sacred Uniform designed for the high-altitude, faith-based execution of true barbecue, broadcasting your devotion to peak tenderness.
Featuring the Virgin Mary, offering her intercession over a celestial cloud of perfect briskets and botanicals, this is the Ultimate Amulet against flare-ups, stall-outs, and the ultimate sin: dry flat.
When you wear this, you acknowledge that reaching peak Moisture Equilibrium is a miracle requiring both technical knowledge and unwavering faith in the wrap. You are not just cooking; you are performing a Ritual of Thermal Purity—and you're letting everyone know it.
This is the only shirt certified to show you're serious about the smoke and serious about the sauce. Just try not to get too much grease on the Virgin Mary.
Wear the Faith. Fear the Stall. Get the Blessings. Full Smoke Send.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |