This isn't just a shirt; it's a statement about Inherited Excellence. Your kid didn't choose the smoke life—it chose them. This is their Mandatory Spec uniform.
Featuring our globally dominant OG logo, this tee is the official gear for the smallest, most critical members of the Low N Slow lineage. This shirt tells the world that you are raising a future pit boss who operates on a superior Thermal Logic.
When they wear this, other parents instantly know your household understands the true value of Extended Downtime and why a 225°F setting is more important than math homework. This shirt certifies them as a Future CEO of Flavor and grants them full pit supervision privileges.
It's engineered for comfort, but designed to intimidate. Get them geared up now, because the training starts early.
Get the Legacy. Lock in the Logic
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 14.00 | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 |
| Length, in | 18.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 23.50 | 25.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 11.50 | 13.50 | 14.50 | 15.50 | 16.50 |
This isn't just a shirt; it's a statement about Inherited Excellence. Your kid didn't choose the smoke life—it chose them. This is their Mandatory Spec uniform.
Featuring our globally dominant OG logo, this tee is the official gear for the smallest, most critical members of the Low N Slow lineage. This shirt tells the world that you are raising a future pit boss who operates on a superior Thermal Logic.
When they wear this, other parents instantly know your household understands the true value of Extended Downtime and why a 225°F setting is more important than math homework. This shirt certifies them as a Future CEO of Flavor and grants them full pit supervision privileges.
It's engineered for comfort, but designed to intimidate. Get them geared up now, because the training starts early.
Get the Legacy. Lock in the Logic
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 14.00 | 16.00 | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.00 |
| Length, in | 18.00 | 20.50 | 22.00 | 23.50 | 25.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 11.50 | 13.50 | 14.50 | 15.50 | 16.50 |